Um, yeah, sorry for the pun. I usually put a lot of thought into these, but today...no. Why did I pick Terry McGinnis and not Bruce Wayne? 2 reasons, 1, everyone would be doing Bruce. 2, and this is the real reason, McGinnis fights crime IN HEELS!!! No, I'm serious, that's badass! It sucks to get kicked in the face, but how much more does it suck to get kicked in the face with a heeled boot? 38% more, that's how much!
Also...he runs in heels, and never falls. I know most people say that Batman's superpower is just money, but I'm voting that it's actually the heels thing. That's pretty awesome. Superman never tried anything like that, because he knew he'd fail at it.
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